Hot Mess Designs
Telling Someone to Fuck off is self care!
Telling Someone to Fuck off is self care!
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Introducing our revolutionary "Self-Care Champion" Sweatshirt – because nothing says self-love like dressing in cozy mediocrity. Crafted from the finest blend of "I'm totally fine" fabric, this sweatshirt is designed for the discerning individual who embraces self-care with a side of sarcasm.
Immerse yourself in the luxurious warmth of apathy as you don this masterpiece of comfort. The minimalistic design screams "effortlessly put together" while secretly whispering, "I didn't even try." Our sweatshirt boasts a color palette that perfectly matches your mood – indifferent gray, nonchalant black, and the classic "I can't even" navy.
Featuring an extra-roomy fit, because who needs the constraints of ambition when you can revel in the freedom of mediocrity? The "Self-Care Champion" Sweatshirt is not just an article of clothing; it's a statement. A statement that says, "I've mastered the art of self-care by mastering the art of not caring at all."
Ideal for those who find solace in a Netflix marathon rather than a spa day, our sweatshirt is the epitome of self-care for the effortlessly indifferent. So, wrap yourself in the warmth of indifference, because who needs genuine self-improvement when you can have the illusion of it? The "Self-Care Champion" Sweatshirt – because mediocrity never looked so good.
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No fading print of this beautiful Highland Cow.
Wash inside out
Dry on low
Sustainability
Sustainability
Our goal is to keep the land fill's clear of plastic bottles, as plastic decays, it can give off harsh chemicals that get into our water and air which can make people, plants and animals sick.
Shipping
Shipping
You items will ship from Santa Rosa, CA within 1 to 2 days of ordering. Tracking information will be provided and updated on your order status.
Return policy
Return policy
Return Policy
Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you are not happy with your item please contact us so we can help resolve your issue. Our support team goes above and beyond to ensure you are satisfied with your purchase.
Returns
We have a 30 day money-back guarantee. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, we are unable to process a refund. Buyer is responsible for returning the item (S) back to Hot Mess Designs to receive full refund.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be returned to Hot Mess Deisgns. In the event your package is lost or damaged we will replace your item(S) at no cost. If there is a design error or printing error we will replace your product at no cost to you.
Non-returnable items:
Gift cards
Downloadable software products
Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you of your refund. Your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within 2-5 business days.
Late or missing refunds (if applicable)
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again.
Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted.
Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at hmdesigns65@gmail.com.
Warranty Exchanges (if applicable)
We replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at hmdesigns65@gmail.com and send your item to: Hot Mess Designs 4826 Sunshine Ave, Santa Rosa, CA 95409
Shipping
To return your product, you should mail your product to: Hot Mess Designs 4826 Sunshine Ave, Santa Rosa, CA 95409.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable in returns where there was no defect.
Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary but will typically occur within 2-6 business days.
If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.
Sustainability
Our goal is to leave our planet better for our children. This can be accomplished with small changes we can do daily. Such as filling our reusable drink containers from large reusable water bottles, filtered water from the refrigerator or from whichever filter system you may be using.
These small changes will ensure our children, pets and natural resources are protected.